Better titles

Let's start honoring our colleagues/employees with better titles for their professionalism

1. Garden Boy should be called - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist (sio kijana wa ng'ombe).

2. House Maid: Domestic Operations Specialist (sio Beki tatu..)

3. Typist: Printed Document Handler



4. Messenger: Regional Business Communications Conveyer

5. Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician



6. Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor (sio Voda fasta!)

7. Tea Boy: Refreshments Overseer

8. Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Technician



9. Watchman: Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (ukshindwa sana sema 'Afande')

10. Thief: Wealth Redistribution Officer (sasa je?)

11. Cook: Food Technician and Preparation officer.

Post courtesy of MARAFIKI HURU.