Hukumu ya Chenge - MZAHA!!

Sijaamini macho yangu niliposoma habari kuhusu hukumu iliyotolewa na mahakama dhidi ya Mbunge wa Bariadi (CCM) Andrew Chenge a.k.a Mzee wa Vijisenti ambapo licha ya kutiwa hatiani kwa mauaji ya watu wawili na makosa manne ya barabarani,amehukumiwa faini ya SHILINGI LAKI SABA!And as you would have expected,AMELIPA NA KESI KWISHNEY.


Pengine hakimu aliyetoa hukumu hiyo alikuwa hajatoa zawadi ya Krismas kwa bosi wake mpya,Jaji Mkuu Othman.Au pengine hakimu huyo aliona hukumu hiyo ni fursa nzuri ya kutoa salamu za mwaka mpya kwa Watanzania in form of a prank.Au labda hakimu huyo amezingatia kanuni isiyo rasmi inayotawala sheria za Tanzania kwamba wanaostahili kwenda jela ni walalahoi tu,vigogo wanapokutwa na hatia wanapaswa kunyenyekewa kwa kila hali.Na pale inapobidi kutoa hukumu ya "changa la macho",matokeo yake ndio hukumu kama hii aliyopewa Chenge.


Ungetegemea mtu kama Mwanasheria Mkuu wa Serikali Jaji Werema kukata rufaa dhidi ya hukumu hii ya mzaha.Lakini atapata wapi muda huo wakati yuko bize kuhakikisha majambazi wa Dowans wanalipwa mabilioni yao?Na ungetegemea makundi ya haki za binadamu yashikilie bango hukumu hii lakini you and I know better kuwa generally speaking civil society Tanzania ni imegeuka mradi kwa wajanja (wezi?) kuwaghilibu wafadhili waendelee kumwaga misaada,ambayo kwa kiasi kikubwa inachangia kuongeza idadi ya mahekalu,magari ya kifahari na nyumba ndogo za wenye NGOs hizo.


Ukiwa Mtanzania,unapaswa kuielewa vema Tanzania.No,simaanishi utafute vitabu vya Jiografia,Historia au Elimu ya Uraia kuhusu Tanzania.Ninachomaanisha ni kwamba unapaswa kuishi katika uhalisia na kufahamu kwamba kuna Tanzania ya aina mbili: ile masikini ya kupindukia ya walalahoi,na ile ya wenye ma-Vogue,X8,Hummer,nk.Pia kuna Tanzania ya wezi wa kuku wanaozeekea jela wakati uchunguzi unaendelea,au wanaobambikiwa kesi kwa vile hawamudu kuwahonga polisi mafisadi,na Tanzania ya akina Chenge ambao hata wakigonga na kuua kwa magari yenye bima iliyoisha muda wake wanaishia kupewa faini ya kishkaji la shilingi laki saba!Pia tuna Tanzania ya wanausalama kuhaha huku na kule (huku wakitumia mamilioni ya fedha za walipa kodi) kuandama maisha binafsi ya wanasiasa kama Dokta Wilbroad Slaa,na ile Tanzania ya wanausalama wanaotweta kuhakikisha mmiliki wa Kagoda anaendelea kuwa SIRI KUU.Na tuna Tanzania ambayo ni haramu kuandamana kudai Katiba mpya au kumpongeza mbunge wa chama cha upinzani,na ile ambapo kauli yoyote ya kiongozi wa CCM (hata kama ameitoa ndotoni au akiwa chakari baa)inageuzwa wimbo wa Taifa.


Inachukiza kuona miaka 49 baada ya uhuru wetu,Tanzania inazidi kugeuzwa punching bag na shamba la bibi la mafisadi.Ufisadi unatapakaa kila kona.Na mahakama zetu hazitaki kuachwa nyuma katika mchezo huo mchafu.Ndio maana sikushangazwa na kauli ya kitoto ya Jaji Mkuu mstaafu Agostino Ramadhani kuwa baadhi ya hukumu za majaji zina walakini (na alisubiri astaafu kwanza kisha ndio atoe kilio.Nchi ya rambirambi!).Actually,Jaji Ramadhani alipata fursa adimu ya kuingizwa kwenye vitabu vya historia pale aliposhiriki katika hukumu ya mgombea binafsi.Lakini tungetarajia nini kuyoka kwa wateuliwa ambao utiifu wao uko zaidi kwa aliyewateua kuliko nchi wanayoitumikia?


Nimalize kwa maneno makali.Kuna roho mbili za Watanzania wasio na hatia zilizopelekwa kaburini na Chenge.Kwa lugha nyingine,Chenge alijikabidhi jukumu la Ziraili mtoa roho.Hakimu aliyetoa hukumu hii ya mzaha anafahamu fika kuwa haki haionekani kutendeka japo imetendeka katika hukumu hiyo ya kihuni.Mungu atawalaani washiriki wote katika suala hili.Atawaadhibu ipasavyo kwa kupuuza thamani ya maisha ya marehemu hao wawili.Yawezekana huko waliko wanateseka kusikia thamani ya uhai wao ni shilingi laki saba (inclusive of makosa mengine ya Chenge).Of course,hata kama Chenge angehukumiwa fedha zote za akaunti yake huko Jersey isingetosha kufidia maisha ya marehemu hao,lakini alistahili japo kifungo cha muda mfupi.Lengo la hukumu kali ni kutoa fundisho kwa wazembe na wahalifu.Huruma au mzaha kwa wavunja sheria inachangia sana kukomaza uvunjaji sheria.Ikumbukwe kuwa hukumu hiyo inaweza kutumika katika kesi nyingine kuepisha adhabu kali kwa dereva mwingine atakayegonga na kuua ( hususan kama anatoka Tanzania ya vigogo).


Ee Mola,wewe ni mwenye huruma na mtoa haki ya kweli.Blogu hii inakuomba utoe hukumu mbadala ambayo angalau itaweza kuonyesha kuwa haki sio tu imetendeka bali pia inaonekana imetendeka.Katika Wewe kila jambo linawezekana.Kwa Chenge na hakimu wako,kwa hakika ipo siku mtavuna mlichopanda katika mzaha wenu huu wa mwisho wa mwaka!

- Chahali.

UKIPENDA BOGA UPENDE NA UA LAKE.

Nadhani wote tumesikia kuhusu mgomo wa wanachuo wa chuo kikuu cha Dodoma juzi na jana. Mimi kwa upande wangu sikutegemea chuo ambacho kipo kwenye mjengo wa chama Tawala kuna siku watagoma na kuona mabaya ya chama "chao".

Nimeshangaa sana kwamba hawa wanaharakati ambao wiki chache zilizopita waliishangilia serikali mpya na waliunda kwaya wakati wa kampeni kumsapoti mkuu, na pia waliitisha press conference kwa ajili ya kuwasema vibaya wanaharakati wa CHADEMA walipotoka nje ya bunge kwa ajili ya kudai haki za msingi za wa Tanzania, leo na wao wamezinduka! Hahahaa mmechelewa sana wadogo zangu. Itisheni tena basi ile press conference labda watawasikiliza tena wakati huu mnapokuwa kinyume nao!!

Mlidhani mtavuna nini baada ya kupanda bangi?? Haya tunawasikiliza kwa furaha sasa.

Namalizia na haya maoni yaliyotolewa na wadau wa website ya Global Publishers kuhusu habari hii nikayapenda sana;

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"sasa ndo mnafanya nini? Mbona na nyie mmemgomea Rais? Au hamjui suala la kuhakikisha ubora wa elimu ni moja kati ya ahadi zake na kama hicho ndo alichowaahidi so mnagomea nini? Nyie U DOM ni waajabu sana tulitegemea wasomi kama nyie ndo mgekuwa mstari wa mbele kutazama maovu ya nchi na kusapoti wanaharakati kama wabunge wa CHADEMA ila ushamba wenu uliwafanya kukurupuka tu, Kweli kunakitu hamkipati kama wanavyuo wenzenu hasa hizo field ndo maana mnajua kuwa hapo chuoni ndo mmemaliza kila kitu. Ondoeni tongotongo kunekucha eh!!!!!!!!"
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Ndio Zetuuu!

Kuna wakati huwa sielewi kwamba tatizo liko wapi. Kwa mfano kwenye hii picha hapa chini...
Hapa ni ubungo, kuna power plant kubwa na upande wa pili kuna mtambo mkubwa wa kuzalisha umeme kwa kutumia Gas. Lakini ajabu ni kwamba eneo hili liko busy na shughuli za wananchi. Kuna wanaouza mboga na matunda kuna wanaouza mitumba kuna wanaouza DVDs na vitu vingine vingi bila kusahau wanunuzi wao! Sasa mimi hadi sasa hivi sijaelewa kwamba yakitokea maafa hapa tutamlaumu nani?? Tutamlaumu Mungu, au Tanesco kwa kuweka mitambo hapo? au City Council kwa kushindwa kutukataza kufanya biashara hapo? au tutamlaumu mwananchi kwa kununua bidhaa hapo? au labda mtanilaumu mimi kwa kuandika haya??

Nimeamua kumuachia Mungu....

Binadamu Hukutana!

Leo nimekutana na Blogger mTanzania anayeishi Sweden na anaitwa Edina(Pichani hapo juu). Ni jambo la kupendeza sana kukutana na mtu ambaye hukuwahi kufukiri kwamba mtakutana ana kwa ana. tumefurahiana na kwa sasa yupo kwenye ka likizo hapa Arusha.

Wapendwa wadau tafadhali tembeleeni blog yake na inawezekana mkapata bahati ya kukutana naye kabla hajarejea Sweden na hata mlioko huko "mbele" mkakutana kwa pande hizo!

Bofya hapa kumtembelea Edina.

Tido Mhando Removal's from TBC: Used and Abused

So the infamous Dunstan Tido Mhando is gone!I was a bit shocked to learn that,not because he did or did not deserbe the boot,but rather the fact the the guy had been running TBC as if it were an extension of the CCM-owned Radio Uhuru.You wouldn't blame him,would you?He had to serve his masters in the government who shamelessly disregard the fact that state-run bodies are funded by all Tanzanian taxpayers (minus mafisadi,of course) regardless of their politicwl affiliations.

Tido has simply been used and abused.I'm sorry to say this but anyone,journalists included,who allow themselves to be used by some unscrupulous politicians could find themselves deemed useless once their service is no longer required.We all are aware of how,for instance, our artists attract inexplicable attention from our politicians come elections,only to hear the same cries of "tumesahauliwa" after the elections.Our ever important politicians can't afford to be seen sorrounded by a bunch of wana bongoflava.They had afterall done their job and got paid,so no more reasons for them to hang around with such important people in our society.

Of course we could blame such selfish crooks who never shy away from taking for a long ride whoever willing to attend to their needs but I think the latter deserve a share of such blames simply because they wouldnt be on the receiving end of such dirty games had they resisted being manipulated in the first place.Njaa?kujikomba?Blind faith?or sheer stupidity?

Back to poor Tido,he just reaped what he had sewn.I simply don't get it when I hear some people suspecting that his removal would bring TBC back to the 'Radio Tanzania era'.What they overlook is the fact that before he took the TBC post,Tido was working with one of the best,and hugely transparent,media house in the world,The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC).Some people.Some of us expected that Tido would have brought "the BBC effect" to Tanzanian media but you and I know how he fared.Of course,I understand it wouldn't have been easy for him to transform an exceedingly biased,pro-ruling party state-owned media into an independent,fair and balanced organisation but at least he could have tried.Praising him for allowing opposition parties candidates to take part in "Jimbo kwa Jimbo" is totally missing the point.Why?Because that's actually what a public funded media organisation is supposed to do.Let us not forget what TBC behaved when Chadema inaugurated their general election campaign.And who was TBC's top boss when that was happening?

Rumour has it that Tido was brought to TBC by a certain bigwig who's currently not in the government.If such rumours are true,then why should we feel sorry for someone who got the job not on merit but rather because someone out wanted Tido at the helm of TBC for the bigwig's personal interests to be realised?

I just hope Tido has learned a lesson that political conmen would never hesitate to use and abuse anyone who is willing to be manipulated.For these cons,any tesource is like a condom: needed before and during sex,but something to disposed of immediately after the act.It's my hope that a decorated professional like him would never again allow any politician to take him for a stepping stone.There were some rumours that a certain fisadi who's aspiring to vie for the presidency in 2015 was planning to recruit Tido as his proposed TV/radio chief.If the rumours eventually turn out to be true in the future,and Tido grabs the offer,then we surely haven't seen the end of saddening chapters in Tido's professional life.

- CHAHALI.

Tangi J alipopata mwenza wake!

Hayawi hayawi sasa yamekuwa!! Walisema haijai sasa inamwagika!!!

Hatimaye mmoja kati ya wakurugenzi wa SBP kaka Tangi J a.ka Tangibovu amejitwalia mtoto wa kinyasa na kuhalalishiwa mbele ya mimbari takatifu ya kanisa la TAG Kigogo Mburahati Dar Es Salaam. Ilikuwa ni siku iliyofana sana na hatuna mengi maana picha zifuatazo zinajieleza...Mr&Mrs J Lwendo wakiwa na nyuso bashasha za kuanza maisha mapya

Usafiri walioutumia maarusi!


Maarusi wakiwa wamezungukwa na jopo la waheshimiwa wasimamizi na mashahidi. Wote hawa ni ndugu wa Joshua na Happiness.

Vijana wakipigwa maombi ya kuwasaidia kulitunza agano waliloliweka la ndoa takatifu.

Happiness a.k.a Chimwemwe akimvishapete mume wake.

Tangi pia akimvisha pete mkewe.

Maarusi na mashahidi wao. Mr&Mrs J Lwendo na Mr&Mrs G Lwendo.

Kama hapo juu.

Fullu kicheko.

Matumaini.

Wote kwa pamoja.

SPB inawatakia baraka za Mungu katika maisha yenu na Shemeji jiandae kwa ugeni wetu siku za karibuni tutakapokuja kukukabidhi jiko!!

BREAKING NEWS!!! OCAMPO'S LIST REVEALED

Ocampo's top six are;
1. William Ruto
2. Uhuru Kenyatta
3. Henry Kisgey
4. Hussein Ally
5. Joshua Arap Sang
6. Francis Muthaura

These are the top suspects of the Kenya's post election violence in 2007.

Imetimia!!

Ile siku iliyokuwa ikisubiriwa kwa hamu kubwa ya kaka Tangi J (Joshua Lwendo) kumpata mwenzake wa maisha imefika na leo ndio leo. Arusi itafungwa masaa machache yajayo katika kanisa la TAG Kigogo na sherehe kufuata baadae jioni.

SBP itawaletea full report na mapicha ya tukio hilo pamoja na matukio ya send off ya Happiness.