Bango hili lipo maeneo ya Mbaramo, mtaa wa Jembe njia panda ya kwenda Misozwe MUHEZA - Tanga. Nilifurahishwa na maneno ya chini kabisa "SELF CONTAINER ROOMS" 
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Kiinglish Bwana....Nomaaaaa...
Bango hili lipo maeneo ya Mbaramo, mtaa wa Jembe njia panda ya kwenda Misozwe MUHEZA - Tanga. Nilifurahishwa na maneno ya chini kabisa "SELF CONTAINER ROOMS" 
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Arusha Lutheran Medical Center.
I think this is the best Medical center in Tanzania. Very beautiful, very clean, best service at an affordable price.
Congrats Management and employees of this hospital!
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Pasaka tukiwa Muheza kwa Mama Msuya
Maakuli tuliyaanza asubuhiiiiiiiiiiiii. Angalia hadi sura inabadilika kwa utamu..
Kwaya ilitumbuiza tukiwa kanisani. Philadephia Choir hiyo. Hata mimi niliwahi kuimbia hiyo kwaya. Nilifurahi kusikia wakiimba wimbo nilioutunga enzi hizoooooo
Rev. Martin Pyuza akishusha Gombo la Chuo....
Kwaya mpya ya Amani Katika kanisa la Tanzania Assemblies of Gog Philadephia Muheza mjini. Mama msuya anaimbia kwaya hii...
Mama Msuya akizirudi wakati wa Ibada ya siku ya Pasaka... 
Baadae tulirudi home, Maza akaandaa maakuli upyaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Abigail James Andrew akifurahia Msosi wa home.
Elifadhili Msuya akiwa na Mchepenge wake baada ya kushiba misosi ya PasakaThursday, April 21, 2011
Elikarim apata JIKO, awa mwili Mmoja na Faith
Elikarimu and Faith ktk pozi
Wamependeza. Baada ya kuunganishwa....
Tunapenda watoto..
" Msimamizi alinisaidia" Wachache sana husema maneno haya baada ya Arusi... Faith alisema hayo kwani dada huyu msimamizi alijituma kweli..
Saturday, April 16, 2011
2011 EASTER CONFERENCE, HOUSTON TX
Pastor Charles and Catherine Abihudi are cordially inviting you to the 2011 dynamic Easter Conference.
“See I am doing a new thing...Now do you not perceive it?” Isa 43:19
This conference is designed to inspire, encourage, mentor and release you to reach out to your divine destiny.
Come and learn on how to become more than conqueror, how to tape into the richest mine ever in Christ Jesus, becoming contagious for the Kingdom of God and learn the myths of dating and courtship issues!
The conference will be from APRIL 22-24, 2011 in Houston, Texas.
Register now at http://www.wakati.net
Fees $65 /person (boarding & meals) before 2nd March 2011
Part time participants (without room & board) is $30 registration fee
For those who will request a private room, the cost will be $79 per nite.
Contacts:youthalive@yahoo.com or call the numbers below 4174230591 or 7136242445
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Stanley Msuya awa Mume wa Jennifer Kessy
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Stanley
Jennifer
Wamependea sana
Mama wazaa chema. Mama wa Stanley (Kushoto) na Mama wa Jenniifer (Kulia)
Nasaini Cheti
Oneni wenyewe. Tumekubali kuishi pamoja kama mume na Mke
Stanley naye alianguka saini
Nibebee ni bebee
Nibembeleze nibebe
Mweyekiti na Katibu wa Kamati nya Maandalizi ya Arusi ya Stanley na Jennifer
Mabalobalo.
Nataka mrija meeeeeeeeen
Stanley
Jennifer
Wamependea sana
Mama wazaa chema. Mama wa Stanley (Kushoto) na Mama wa Jenniifer (Kulia)
Nasaini Cheti
Oneni wenyewe. Tumekubali kuishi pamoja kama mume na Mke
Stanley naye alianguka saini
Nibebee ni bebee
Nibembeleze nibebe
Mweyekiti na Katibu wa Kamati nya Maandalizi ya Arusi ya Stanley na Jennifer
Mabalobalo.Nataka mrija meeeeeeeeen
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Usiku wa Jennifer 17 March 2011
Jennifer akimtambulisha Stanley Mume Mtarajiwa...
Stan na Mpambe wake Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Birthday ya Jonelle Happiness Joshua Lwendo 13-3-2011
Jonelle posing for the "cover picture"
Jonelle akimlisha cake mama yake, Happiness.
Baba na mwana. Baba mtu akimsaidia mwanawe kukata keki.Hongera sana Jonelle pamoja na wazazi wako kwa kutimiza mwaka mmoja. Mungu aendelee kukutunza na uwe na afya tele na amani daima.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Inawezekana hukuisikia hii: Oprah Winfrey Opens Church, Founds Religion!!!!
Niliwahi kuliwaza jambo hili kipindi fulani kutokana na jinsi watu wengi walivyokuwa wanamtegemea Oprah kusolve matatizo yao. Habari hii iliandikwa April mwaka jana. Najua huwa tunapenda sana vitu vinavyoibuka ibuka, lakini katika hili hebu tuwe makini. Haya jisomee hapa chini.
Oprah.
Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion. The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both.
“Expanding on Her enormously successful enterprises in television, film, the web, and Her magazine, Oprah Winfrey brings Her positive, motivational spirit to one of the most highly anticipated new religions since Scientology,” explained spokesperson and new Archbishop for the church, Gayle King, in a press conference in Chicago today.
“O, The Oprah Religion gives confident, smart women the tools they need to explore and reach for their dreams, to express their individual style, and to make choices that will lead to a happier and more fulfilling afterlife.”
“In addition, we’ve eliminated the regressive prohibitions – such as those against shrimp, clothing made of mixed fibers, and premarital sex – that older, outmoded religions still cling to, but which no longer fit in with the lifestyles of their congregations. In fact, Oprah loves to share a shrimp cocktail with her live-in life partner while wearing stretch-wool slacks! Now, with O, The Oprah Religion, you can do the same, and without the threat of everlasting damnation!”
King went on, “O, The Oprah Religion, has all the comforts of a traditional belief system, but combined with the uplifting spirit of Oprah, so that anyone from a religious background will still feel at home when they convert the new traditions of O, The Oprah Religion.”
“For example, instead of a spring fertility festival like Easter or Passover, with O, The Oprah Religion, you’ll celebrate the abundance of Oprah with Her spring holiday Oprah’s Favorite Things, which is observed during the second week of spring sweeps. During this holiday, believers smear the blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb on their television, and in the middle of the day the Holy Spirit of Oprah visits all supplicants and showers them with cashmere pajamas, gourmet chocolates, and Gladware”
“It doesn’t stop there!” added Archbishop King. “The Catholic tradition of confession has been incorporated into O, The Oprah Religion, but with a twist: confession occurs just once per lifetime, is syndicated nationally, and is officiated over by Oprah herself. Since Oprah serves as both pontiff and God in human form, penance is unnecessary, forgiveness is guaranteed, and it’s all done without the use of an intercessor! Verily I say unto thee: O, The Oprah Religion empowers all women with the tools for their own salvation! Praise be!”
Though Winfrey herself officiated over the opening ceremonies for the First Church Of Oprah, Savior, located on Chicago’s Magnificent Mile, O, The Oprah Religion does not require or even encourage Church attendance. Instead, believers are urged to stay home and watch services on their televisions. Regular broadcasts will be held every weekday at 11am. An additional service is planned for the most devout, to be called Oprah, After The Service.
Following her introductory remarks, Archbishop King spread her hands to the heavens, and Oprah herself appeared in the sky overhead, swathed in blindingly white robes and a pair of black leather knee-high boots with stiletto heels. Before Her, a mixed crowd of pre- and post-menopausal women shrieked in excitement, weeping openly at the heavenly vision. Several attendees were so overcome that they collapsed in pools of their own urine.
“Blessed are all who come before Me,” intoned Oprah after floating down to the podium, “and Blessed are all women who come to terms with things! Blessed also is this interesting hand-carved pepper mill; it is one of My Favorite Things! There’s one in each of your gift bags!”
With a flourish of trumpets from an unseen orchestra, production assistants scurried through the crowd, handing out gift bags to all and dispensing Egyptian cotton towels to the women who had wet themselves.
“Blessed is My church, enter ye now and view My services on the giant screen flat-panel Sony television within!” Continued Oprah, “Look within yourself, for you can overcome all obstacles when you believeth in yourself! Look also within your gift bag, as you all get a certificate for a free flat-panel Sony television of thine own!”
With a gesture from Her hands, the doors to the church swept open, and the crowds rushed forth to enter the church as an ivory chariot descended from the sky, whisking Oprah away to her apartment.
“Peace be with you! Praise be to Me!” she yelled as she drove out of sight.
In addition to Oprah’s Favorite Things, other holidays planned for the religion include The Feast Of The Assumption Of Maya Angelou, celebrated each summer with a poetry reading and live bird release, and the month-long Stedmanadon in the fall. Following similar marketing plans by the Kabbalah Center, a line of scented candles in the works, tentatively titled O, The Oprah-scented Candle, though plans for bottled water have been cancelled due to legal problems with Cirque Du Soleil.
Source: Davis McDavis
Oprah.Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion. The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both.
“Expanding on Her enormously successful enterprises in television, film, the web, and Her magazine, Oprah Winfrey brings Her positive, motivational spirit to one of the most highly anticipated new religions since Scientology,” explained spokesperson and new Archbishop for the church, Gayle King, in a press conference in Chicago today.
“O, The Oprah Religion gives confident, smart women the tools they need to explore and reach for their dreams, to express their individual style, and to make choices that will lead to a happier and more fulfilling afterlife.”
“In addition, we’ve eliminated the regressive prohibitions – such as those against shrimp, clothing made of mixed fibers, and premarital sex – that older, outmoded religions still cling to, but which no longer fit in with the lifestyles of their congregations. In fact, Oprah loves to share a shrimp cocktail with her live-in life partner while wearing stretch-wool slacks! Now, with O, The Oprah Religion, you can do the same, and without the threat of everlasting damnation!”
King went on, “O, The Oprah Religion, has all the comforts of a traditional belief system, but combined with the uplifting spirit of Oprah, so that anyone from a religious background will still feel at home when they convert the new traditions of O, The Oprah Religion.”
“For example, instead of a spring fertility festival like Easter or Passover, with O, The Oprah Religion, you’ll celebrate the abundance of Oprah with Her spring holiday Oprah’s Favorite Things, which is observed during the second week of spring sweeps. During this holiday, believers smear the blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb on their television, and in the middle of the day the Holy Spirit of Oprah visits all supplicants and showers them with cashmere pajamas, gourmet chocolates, and Gladware”
“It doesn’t stop there!” added Archbishop King. “The Catholic tradition of confession has been incorporated into O, The Oprah Religion, but with a twist: confession occurs just once per lifetime, is syndicated nationally, and is officiated over by Oprah herself. Since Oprah serves as both pontiff and God in human form, penance is unnecessary, forgiveness is guaranteed, and it’s all done without the use of an intercessor! Verily I say unto thee: O, The Oprah Religion empowers all women with the tools for their own salvation! Praise be!”
Though Winfrey herself officiated over the opening ceremonies for the First Church Of Oprah, Savior, located on Chicago’s Magnificent Mile, O, The Oprah Religion does not require or even encourage Church attendance. Instead, believers are urged to stay home and watch services on their televisions. Regular broadcasts will be held every weekday at 11am. An additional service is planned for the most devout, to be called Oprah, After The Service.
Following her introductory remarks, Archbishop King spread her hands to the heavens, and Oprah herself appeared in the sky overhead, swathed in blindingly white robes and a pair of black leather knee-high boots with stiletto heels. Before Her, a mixed crowd of pre- and post-menopausal women shrieked in excitement, weeping openly at the heavenly vision. Several attendees were so overcome that they collapsed in pools of their own urine.
“Blessed are all who come before Me,” intoned Oprah after floating down to the podium, “and Blessed are all women who come to terms with things! Blessed also is this interesting hand-carved pepper mill; it is one of My Favorite Things! There’s one in each of your gift bags!”
With a flourish of trumpets from an unseen orchestra, production assistants scurried through the crowd, handing out gift bags to all and dispensing Egyptian cotton towels to the women who had wet themselves.
“Blessed is My church, enter ye now and view My services on the giant screen flat-panel Sony television within!” Continued Oprah, “Look within yourself, for you can overcome all obstacles when you believeth in yourself! Look also within your gift bag, as you all get a certificate for a free flat-panel Sony television of thine own!”
With a gesture from Her hands, the doors to the church swept open, and the crowds rushed forth to enter the church as an ivory chariot descended from the sky, whisking Oprah away to her apartment.
“Peace be with you! Praise be to Me!” she yelled as she drove out of sight.
In addition to Oprah’s Favorite Things, other holidays planned for the religion include The Feast Of The Assumption Of Maya Angelou, celebrated each summer with a poetry reading and live bird release, and the month-long Stedmanadon in the fall. Following similar marketing plans by the Kabbalah Center, a line of scented candles in the works, tentatively titled O, The Oprah-scented Candle, though plans for bottled water have been cancelled due to legal problems with Cirque Du Soleil.
Source: Davis McDavis
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